The World's Gone Mad

or maybe I have. BTW, this post is completely unrelated to my song of the same title. Any who, either I'm just getting old or the creative folks at Vh1 are doing an incredible job. I find myself more and more intrigued by their programming. It's all very entertaining; from Sex Rehab to Celebrity Rehab to Fantasia's show. Furthermore, I find it absolutely hysterical watching Pepa, who I once really adored before the nose job, pop off with the Asian homie. I'm still amazed that Joumana Kidd, former wife of NBA all-star and future Hall of Famer Jason Kidd, agreed to do a reality show where we'd see her flirting with a 20 something year old college kid (pun intended). Since I'm touching on the subject of basketball, I'll also mention that I love watching Dennis Rodman, in all his tatted and pierced glory, deny his alcohol problem on Rehab. I completely understand some of it is partially scripted, but hell, I'm enjoying it. What else is there to do at 4 in the morning?

Real Chance of Love

I'm actually happy with how it ended. I expected Cornfed to win, and here's my rationale behind it. For one, she seemed genuine. Secondly, and most importantly, she stroked his ego. Anyone remember the episode where Real took the girls to get massages? Well the fact that she was the only one to offer a massage showed she's a "giver" and self sacrificial. That in itself sort of sealed the deal in my mind. So women, here's some advice. The way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. It definitely helps if you can cook a good meal, but make him feel like a "man", and you'll have him forever.

I've once heard from a girl, stroke a dude's D***, and you'll have him for the night. Stroke his ego and you'll have him for a lifetime.

Relationships are about finding people that will complement you, not compliment you.